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AvAlAnche1111 — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 22:07:27 CST

Lots more songs coming soon!!!!!

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alex12345 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 13:00:56 CST

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Jokes

Webmaster3000 — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:39:23 CST

A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?" "Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?" "I'm Jim." "Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??" "Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!" So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. "Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says. "Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey. "Is it your brother?" "No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband. When he finally asks, "Is it your husband?" Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" Jim was relieved. "Then, it must be your boyfriend!" Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!" "Then, who is it?" Jim asks. Stacey replies, "That's me BEFORE my operation!!"



2.	Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. ''Can of PAINT!'' exclaimed the minister. ''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.'' The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. ''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either.''

3.	Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex

	1) You can GET chocolate. 2) “If you love me you'll swallow that,” has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind. 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9) The word “commitment” doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16) Good chocolate is easy to find. 17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 19) When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep your neighbors awake. 20) With chocolate, size doesn't matter; it's always good.



4.	There were two men sitting on a wall outside a pub called the Queen's Legs. A policeman came along and said, “What are you doing?” The two men said, “We're were wating for the Queen's Legs to open so we can have a drink.”

5. What did the bra say to the hat?
"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

6. A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." "Daddy, does God love children?" "Yes son, he loves all children." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

7. John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St. Peter and said, "St. Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!" St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn't make it to Heaven." This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other. John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I'm in the right place?" "My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!"

8. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with four feet, jumps four feet." So the scientist cut off one of one of the frogs legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet. So the scientist wrote in his note book, "Frog with three feet, jumps three feet." So the scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook "Frog with two feet, jumps two feet." The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with one foot, jumps one foot." So the scientist cut off his last leg. "He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!" So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."

9. A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Voting Poles

Webmaster3000 — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:35:34 CST

Games

AvAlAnche1111 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:07:01 CST

poke the bunny	bowling	FamlyGuy vs. American dad	the idiot test	skull kid	stick stress	zelda
Tanks	fire ball	mindless violence	autum war	blob wars	stickicide 2	crash course football
king of the hill	matrix fight	4 wheel blitz	pimp my ride	2 min. football 07	pee ballon fight	pacman
Paintball	Territory War	call of duty 2	simpson interactive	3 foot ninja	trap shoot	bush shoot
kitten Cannon	Idiot test	billards	shooting gallery	3 foot ninja 2	zombie killer	simpson maker
Borat Soundboard	video poker	mcd game	dodge ball	pokemon killer	harry potter	robot rage
bonless girl	3d shooter	heli attack 3	stunt bike	star wars	fight stick man	heli attack 2
interactive buddy	200 mph	on the run	mini golf	friday the 13th	ful time killer	drag racer v3
monster trucks	straght pool	2d paintball	bowman 2	hulk	family guy hunt	gods playing field
water park paintball	battel field 2	sniper school	speedball	jet fighter	street fighter 2	dont eat grandma
gt auto racing	storm the house	home run rally	playing with fire	transformers	poo fighters	mr.meaty
king of buttons 2	champion archer	bloody day	shootout	gatway gun run	virtual police 2	tactical assassin
wild pistal	shoot em	war in iraq	spank the monkey	4 second frenzy	rock paper scissors	city jumper
just hanging around	madness combat 6	gladiator	destroyer	zombie defence	robo cop	fx runner

Our Games

Webmaster3000 — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:20:45 CST

Fighting	Shooting	Quiz
Akgames Fighter 3	Shoot the Smilys	The Stupid Test
		The Stupid Test 2 Welcome to Jr.High
		The Stupid Test 3

Movie Theater

AvAlAnche1111 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:16:29 CST

THIS PAGE IS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Family Guy	South Park	Whose Line
wheel of fortune	Kyle's moms a	3 headed oprah
puke contest	something funny
stewie beats up brian
Plane Crash
Farting contest

Amish Donkey	ABC	Random Funny Crap	Jackass
History of the f word	Burger King Man	Asian Pride	Jackass
Mad C ow	2Turds	steck	scary movie 3
do her gently	Mario bros.	Blades of Glory	Scary movie2 the begining
End Of the world		David Blane	Scary movie2 scene
Weeeeee!		David Blane 2

Dane Cook

Mario Bros. Frusteration

Dane Cook Sneez

Bk Lounge

Family guy - Puke contest-

Screen Savers

AvAlAnche1111 — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 20:06:02 CST

Airsoft

AvAlAnche1111 — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 20:05:37 CST

Here are some sweet guns.

Guy gets shot in the back bareskin 6-7 feet away with an automatic.

Funny Pics.

alex12345 — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:43:02 CST

big

Chat Room

alex12345 — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:26:43 CST

Daily News, Sports, And Weather

AvAlAnche1111 — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:29:18 CST

Weather with HD Picture of your town better than Google Earth

Sports

Yo Moma Jokes

AvAlAnche1111 — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:28:18 CST

Virtual Police 2	Thing Thing Arena 2	Mario Rampage	Tactical Assassin
Stealth Hunter	Territory War	Sinjid: SOTW	Barbarian Bob	Marios Adventure 2
Prince of War	Defend Your Computer	Thing Thing 2	Four Wheel Fury 2	Water Ballon Drop 3
Street Ball Showdown Remix	Baseball 3D	Zombie Drop	Speed Demon	Snow Blitz
Quadrow	No Brainer 2	Laser Maze	A Blast 3D	Kilroy2: Cernobyl Farms
Doodle	World Domination 2	Bang Howdy	Overkill Apache	Commando

Acid Factory	Commando	Heil Attack 3	Traps,mines,and Sheep	Final Fortress
CastleConquest	Snow Ball Warfare	Dr.Compactor!	Shoot-out	Gu n Run
Sky borad	Trech	Trech 2	Stuntman	Base Jumping
On the run	sudoku	Stackopolis	Battle Ship	MINI PUTT ADVENTURE
Sky Burst	Billards	Monster,Trucks	H.O.R.S.E	Boradwalk Bowling
DodgeBall	RC Rally	Out of Bounce	Bowling	Mah Jongg
Air Hocky	Gummy Grab	Moto Cross Fever	Power Boat	BMX Freestyle
Clash-n-Slash	Most Wanted (Not Racing, but shooting)	Sniper	Hostile Skys	Mission Mars

Virtual Police 2	Thing Thing Arena 2	Mario Rampage	Tactical Assassin	Bloody Day
Stealth Hunter	Territory War	Sinjid: SOTW	Barbarian Bob	Marios Adventure 2
Prince of War	Defend Your Computer	Thing Thing 2	Four Wheel Fury 2	Water Ballon Drop 3
Street Ball Showdown Remix	Baseball 3D	Zombie Drop	Speed Demon	Snow Blitz
Quadrow	No Brainer 2	Laser Maze	A Blast 3D	Kilroy2: Cernobyl Farms
Doodle	World Domination 2	Bang Howdy	Overkill Apache	Commando
Mountion Bike	Milk Shake	Hot Air 2	Mr.Bump Pinball	Frantic
Baseball	Rugby Challenge	Rifleman	Doodle	Bloxorz
Jet Boost	Kick Flip	Home Run Rally	Video Poker	Awsome Blossum